Note: Although the Communications Decency Act is dead, its memory lingers on. I think it appropriate to leave this introductory page in place, as a reminder and as a warning that freedom must be zealously guarded. To get to the good stuff, page down and hit Link A, then bookmark that page.

The material in this website has not been censored to conform to provincial standards of "decency." If you proceed to view it, you risk seeing material that could be deemed "offensive" or "obscene" by your local legislators.

This area, while not pornographic, does contain material that was written for intelligent, curious, and mature people. As such, state and federal authorities may have made it illegal for you to view this site or consider the ideas it presents. The laws of many states say that people are "immature" until age eighteen, at which point they apparently undergo a magic transformation and become capable of hearing a dirty joke without requiring psychiatric counseling. If you are under age eighteen, you should not view this website unless your mommy or daddy is with you and says it's okay.

REPEAT:  THE MATERIAL IN THIS WEBSITE HAS NOT BEEN CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION. IF YOU ARE EMOTIONALLY, PHYSICALLY OR LEGALLY UNABLE TO DEAL WITH MATURE TOPICS, DO NOT PROCEED.
 

Choose Link 'A' if:

• You are a freethinking and mature adult over eighteen years of age;
• You're under eighteen, but your parents say it's okay.

Choose Link 'B' if:

• You are under age eighteen and have no parental permission;
• You are an emotionally immature adult who is easily offended.

Choose Link 'C' if:

• You are surveying the web to create a list of addresses that you will use to contact random people concerning products and services.